FemShep-ка

Shepard: If you don't take your puny gun and shoot yourself through the head, I swear I will do unthinkable things to you! Is a quick death not preferable to a lasting suffering?

*Saren commits suicide*

Сочувствую)

Попытка повеселить №2:

"Ah, yes... "humans." the allegedly new species that is attemping to activate an unknown mass relay. We have dissmissed these claims."

*and so the First Contact War began*