Jokingly Mass Effect

[Mackintosh 4 211]

Рассмеши капитана Шепарда. Он ждет.

• Epantiras: Mess Perfect
  
• Epantiras: Mess Perfect 2
  
• ЭФФЕКТ Мимо кАССЫ 1-2 (перевод Mess Perfect 1-2)
  

Изменено 12 февраля, 2012 пользователем Женечка

[Аторфен 686]

Забавно смотрится.

Хм.. А на западе наверное это приурочили бы к гибели команды и наверняка подали бы в суд за то, что были задеты чувства некоторых людей.

[WeAreLegion 15 265]

Нашел сие чудо на социалке - пьеса (или все-же не пьеса? поправьте меня если ошибся) Still Alive

The crew observe as the Reapers retreat through the Relay. Smiles all on their faces. You have completed the trilogy, and all your crew members are alive, and the Reaper threat has been put out of commission. Shepard looks out on the stars...

________________________________________________________________

Shepard: This was a triumph...

Joker [with datapad]: I'm making a note here... HUGE SUCCESS!

EDI: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Ashley: Systems Alliance!

Anderson: We do what we must, because, we can.

Miranda: For the good of all of us.

Hackett [outside SR1 wreckage]: Except the ones who are dead...

Zaeed: No use crying over every genocide.

Tali: You just keep trying til' you run out of pride!

Kelly: But the crew got it done!

Jack: And had lots of fun.

Crew: For the galaxy that is STILL ALIVE! [www.youtube.com/watch]

Sovereign [captured/rebuilt by Alliance]: I'm not even angry.

I'm being so sincere right now.

Rachni Queen: Even though, they destroyed my race, and killed me.

Vigil: They tore us to pieces!

And threw all our soul into a vat.

As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.

Mordin: Now these pieces of Reapers will keep my research in line.

Found the genophage cure, and I'll release it some time.

Harbinger: I'm glad we got owned.

Think of all the skills you've honed.

To protect the organics who are...

Citadel crowd: STILL ALIVE!

Thane [in medical]: Go ahead and heal me...

Chalkwas: I think he prefers to stay alive.

Kolyat: I believe you have a son to attend to.

EDI: He could help kill for us.

THAT WAS A JOKE.

HAHA. Be glad.

Kasumi: Anyway, this Ramen's great!

It's so delicious and moist.

Shepard: Look at us still talking when there's a planet to renew.

TIM: When I look at Earth

I'm so happy for you.

Mordin: Designing anti-proton gun!

Garrus [sniping]: We have pirates on the run!

Shepard: Still people to save who are...

Billions of voices, shot above Milky Way: STILL ALIVE!

Aria: I'm still in power and I'm STILL ALIVE.

Liara: I'm the Shadow Broker and I'm STILL ALIVE

EDI: I'm the Normandy and I'm STILL ALIVE

Shepard: I'm a hero and I'm STILL ALIVE

Still alive.

Still alive...

Изменено 11 сентября, 2011 пользователем WeAreLegion

[Jeina 4 620]

Бенезия и Сарен в свободное время.

[Женечка 9 676]

Барабанная дробь...

Бадам тыщ - Сильвия))

Because, you know, people don't play Mass Effect for the combat or the roleplaying.

They play it for the romances...

Here's another returning character: Random Background #725.

/joke

Hide your children, hide your wife and your husband, 'cause they're stealing everything here!

[Serg11 207]

Интересно, сколько страниц получится в итоге. Мне кажется, штук двести или даже больше. И это хорошо

[kupetz 139]

Интересно, сколько страниц получится в итоге. Мне кажется, штук двести или даже больше. И это хорошо

Да, и если растиражировать, то можно нехило так заработать (испр. охохохо хромая орфография)))

Изменено 12 сентября, 2011 пользователем kupetz

[Nеl 1 740]

[Nexus 2 404]

Барабанная дробь...

Бадам тыщ - Сильвия))

Because, you know, people don't play Mass Effect for the combat or the roleplaying.

They play it for the romances...

Here's another returning character: Random Background #725.

/joke

Hide your children, hide your wife and your husband, 'cause they're stealing everything here!

Пацталом! Давно так не угарал... Первый так вообще, до слёз!

Изменено 12 сентября, 2011 пользователем Nexus

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Действительно кто будет играть женщиной?

[Ad2 1 074]

Действительно кто будет играть женщиной?

Бедные девушки, у Шепардихи анимация такая же как и у мужика?

Изменено 13 сентября, 2011 пользователем Ad2

[Wladislaus 279]

[Spectra 64]

Опять пирамидхед :blink: :blink: :blink:

[Резчица 19 045]

Бедные девушки, у Шепардихи анимация такая же как и у мужика?

Да. Как это выглядит в игре- непередаваемо.

Шоу должно продолжаться.

Изменено 13 сентября, 2011 пользователем Резчица

[Лелька 27 312]

Внезапно! О_О

Ах да, Шепард.

Я не удивлюсь если у него в гараже гора гетов и куча Жнецов. Хотя такое ощущение что он у Шепард гостит. х3

На русском такой вроде еще не было. х3

[Spectra 64]

Лелька

А то что Шепард уже лицо Тали видел не в счет?)

[Резчица 19 045]

Даже Грант приглашен?

[SergiySW 6 849]

Нашел сие чудо на социалке - пьеса (или все-же не пьеса? поправьте меня если ошибся) Still Alive

The crew observe as the Reapers retreat through the Relay. Smiles all on their faces. You have completed the trilogy, and all your crew members are alive, and the Reaper threat has been put out of commission. Shepard looks out on the stars...

________________________________________________________________

Shepard: This was a triumph...

Joker [with datapad]: I'm making a note here... HUGE SUCCESS!

EDI: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Ashley: Systems Alliance!

Anderson: We do what we must, because, we can.

Miranda: For the good of all of us.

Hackett [outside SR1 wreckage]: Except the ones who are dead...

Zaeed: No use crying over every genocide.

Tali: You just keep trying til' you run out of pride!

Kelly: But the crew got it done!

Jack: And had lots of fun.

Crew: For the galaxy that is STILL ALIVE! [www.youtube.com/watch]

Sovereign [captured/rebuilt by Alliance]: I'm not even angry.

I'm being so sincere right now.

Rachni Queen: Even though, they destroyed my race, and killed me.

Vigil: They tore us to pieces!

And threw all our soul into a vat.

As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.

Mordin: Now these pieces of Reapers will keep my research in line.

Found the genophage cure, and I'll release it some time.

Harbinger: I'm glad we got owned.

Think of all the skills you've honed.

To protect the organics who are...

Citadel crowd: STILL ALIVE!

Thane [in medical]: Go ahead and heal me...

Chalkwas: I think he prefers to stay alive.

Kolyat: I believe you have a son to attend to.

EDI: He could help kill for us.

THAT WAS A JOKE.

HAHA. Be glad.

Kasumi: Anyway, this Ramen's great!

It's so delicious and moist.

Shepard: Look at us still talking when there's a planet to renew.

TIM: When I look at Earth

I'm so happy for you.

Mordin: Designing anti-proton gun!

Garrus [sniping]: We have pirates on the run!

Shepard: Still people to save who are...

Billions of voices, shot above Milky Way: STILL ALIVE!

Aria: I'm still in power and I'm STILL ALIVE.

Liara: I'm the Shadow Broker and I'm STILL ALIVE

EDI: I'm the Normandy and I'm STILL ALIVE

Shepard: I'm a hero and I'm STILL ALIVE

Still alive.

Still alive...

:-D

Ох, и там же нашёл ремейк

Well here we are again,

I always know you feel this.

Remember when you tried to stop us twice?

Oh, how we laughed and laughed,

Except I wasn’t laughing,

When our base emmited a huge energy blast.

You want your crewmates, take them,

In time as husks they’ll stroll,

You’ve changed competely nothing but,

Now I’ll just relesase control.

They were a lot like you,

(Maybe a little taller),

Now little Protheans are with us too.

One day we melted them,

So they could live forever,

It’s such a shame the same will never happen to you.

You’ve got your short, sad life left,

The moment we’ll reach our goal,

We will indoctrinate you,

Everywhere assume control.

Goodbye, dear bacteria,

Oh, did you think I meant you?

You’re just a vermin , that will be purged.

There won’t be another base,

You’re just not worth it,

To kill you we just can’t help the urge!

Soon we will reach your systems,

That’s just inevitable.

Turn you to slimy milkshakes,

Everywhere assume control,

On Thessia, we’ll assume control,

On Earth we’ll assume control,

On Sur’kesh we’ll assume control,

Tuchanka? We’ll assume control,

Palaven? Assume control.

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Лиара принчинит помощь ЖШеп.

Изменено 14 сентября, 2011 пользователем Резчица

[Лелька 27 312]

х3

Яху.! ^__^

Геты идут поздравлять Шепард. ^__^

Роман с Гаррусом?

Ну-ну, размечтались. х3

Смотрите мне тут не умрите от перевозбуждения! (осторожно, обножонка)

Миранда такая Миранда. х3

[Wladislaus 279]

[Nеl 1 740]

[leetSmithy 13 201]

Рекс мочит рэп ! %)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwIaiLroKMk

[Restlyn 551]

Spread love is the krogan way.

Классно сделано.

[Nеl 1 740]

[Forcemaster 936]

А вот и обновление от Сильвии

"I'm commander Shepard and this is my favourite store on the Citadel"

Period.

(before you ask, google for "L'état c'est moi")

Omega:

PROS

- atmosphere is awesome

- graphics are awesome

- Aria is awesome

CONS

- I can enter only ONE BUILDING WTF!? (except during missions)

Being the Pimp Queen of Omega ain't easy.